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| Car + Water + 30 degrees = Frozen Revenge |
| Thursday, 26 March 2009 10:38 |
 I was dating this girl whose good friend sold a car to a guy who lived in Ohio right before she moved to Michigan. We’ll call her Becky for story purposes. A couple of months after moving, Becky began to receive phone calls about unpaid parking tickets on the car she sold this guy. She wasn’t too bright; I guess she didn’t take care of transferring the title to the guy who bought the car before she moved. I guess she really wanted out of Ohio.Anyway, Becky was in town and called my girlfriend at the time and told her about this guy and all the parking tickets and how she had to go over and talk to this guy since he had been dodging her phone calls for weeks. I caught wind of his wrong doings and figured I would go along with a friend of mine, just in case this guy decided to give this girl any lip about this car thing. We all went over to this guy’s house and saw the car parked in the driveway. You would figure he would be home right? Wrong! Becky went to the door and found out from his sister that “he wasn’t home”. We all knew he was there but he was just being a pussy. While Becky was talking to his sister at the door we went around back, grabbed the garden hose, stuck it in the car, closed the door, and turned it on full blast. We made sure the hose wasn’t crimped and that water was going in to the car before we drove away laughing our asses off. The next couple days went by and I didn’t hear anything about the car. Then I get a phone call from my girlfriend and she tells me the whole inside of the car was destroyed and most of the water froze overnight causing even more damage. Strange enough he ended up calling Becky to work out the parking tickets. I ended up seeing this guy a few weeks later at a house party. I heard rumor that he found out it was me who put the hose in his car. He walked in kitchen we both saw each other at the same time. I did the only natural thing a concerned person would do. I asked him how his car was. He turned around and walked right back out of the house. It must have been something I said… |
Story of the Day
| Progressive gives shitty wedding gift |
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I got married last month and called my auto insurance, Progressive, to change the last name on my policy. The rep asked if I would like to add my husband to my policy and informed me that I would be receiving a discount of $100 a year. Needless to say, I added him to my policy. There was one little problem though, I had forgotten about a little accident he was in about six months back. This little accident caused my policy to actually go up about $400 a year!
Finger of the Day
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