A: Yes, The Last Word is very much a real product. We've realized that there is just far too much injustice in the world for us to sit idly by. We've dedicated our lives to creating a product that serves to represent those members of our society that have been stepped on, abused, and otherwise mistreated. We are in the business of creating a voice for the voiceless...lending a hand to those in need.

A: We appreciate your enthusiasm and applaud you for wanting to help send a message to the assholes in the world. Getting involved is easy - simple click the link to order your hand today...customize the message, and we'll take care of the rest. When you're done, pat yourself on the back, and take pleasure in the fact that because of you, there just may be one less dick-head in the world.

A: What are you, afraid!? Of course this is legal. We had a team of high powered lawyer-types approve the idea. So long as you don't tell someone you're planning to do them any harm, you'll be ok.

A: What are you, afraid!? No. We promise. When you order and send "The Last Word" we will not share your information with anyone. If you would like to include your name as a part of the personalized message, you may do so, but our standard shipment does not include any identifiable information.

 

If, in fact, YOU are the asshole and do something stupid with our product, we may be required by law to identify you. Point is, don't be an idiot.

A: Uh, dead people...er, uh...nevermind.

It's actually plaster. Solid plaster, very sturdy. We cover each hand with lacquer to make sure it's sealed and protected. The base is made of Walnut, and affixed with adhesive and a mount.

A: Yes, sorry. Originally we tested different color versions of The Last Word but they didn’t scream F U enough so we stayed with the basic color of white. You can’t miss a BRIGHT WHITE middle finger staring you in the face! Eventually we will have a variety of hand colors, and lots of funny things you can add to The Last Word (think Santa Hats, Sunglasses, mustaches, nail polish...). However, at this time, your options are limited to male or female hands.

A: In two words: Bill Collector. We can all relate to being dicked over by that girl or guy who bring about that rage we had never felt before, the boss who makes it his job to make life miserable each and every day, the family problems that just won't go away, or just waking up and knowing today is gonna be one of those days.  
 
It was the events of one of those days that eventually led to the invention of "The Last Word" 

Read the full back-story here >>

A: To post to the gallery, click "The Last Word in Action" in the green bar near the top of the page.  Then, to upload a new picture, click "Upload New" or "Go to My Picture Manager" in the gray bar.


Clicking that will take you to the upload form where you'll need to give the image(s) a  title, place them in the appropriate category, and add a description if you want. Then, browse your computer to find the one(s) you want to upload. Once you've selected them, scroll down and click "upload." Depending on the number and size of pictures, this process may take a moment, so be patient.

Once your pictures are uploaded, they require administrative approval, so they will not appear immediately. (However, we get notified about them and usually try to do it right away).

Notes:
The maximum file size for picture uploads is 5MB each. If your pictures are larger than that, you will need a photo editor program to shrink them. If you're having trouble uploading, check the file size.

Also, make sure that your image is one of the following: .jpg, .jpeg, .gif, or .png. Please do not try to post image that are in Word Documents, Powerpoint Presentations, or other non-standard image formats.


Hope this helps! If you have more trouble, just quit...it's not that hard.

A: What are you, some cheap bastard!? Seriously, it's not even that expensive...

 

But, for those of you unwillng to shell out any cashola, we're running a contest each month for a FREE Last Word hand...that's right, free shipping, free product, the whole sha-bang!

 

To be eligible, all you need to do is upload a picture of you giving or receiving the finger to our gallery. Every month, we will pick one lucky user to receive a complimentary The Last Word. We might pick the winner based on votes too...so make sure to tell your friends to visit the site and vote for your bird.

A:  We're going to subscribe you to a bunch of contests and request information about male enhancement products for you.  No seriously, we hate junk mail as much as anyone - maybe more.  But we ask for your email so we can communicate with you about your order, or so that we can send you updates on new products, periodic specials.  We won't sell your info to anyone - all communications will come directly from IGotTheLastWord.com.  You can also opt out of any email communications at any point.  We promise though...'cuz spam sucks a ton.