I was dating this guy for about 3 months. He owned his own business and really liked to flaunt his money. He was known to be a guy who drinks a little too much and likes the ladies... but PROMISED he would tame his ways if I date him.  Right...

3 months into it, he was supposed to meet my friend and I at a bar.  12 am, no show... 1 am, still no show.  I can't get a hold of him.  I am worried about his well being at this point.  Not like him to no-show and not answer phone.

Think I'm just going to walk out and sulk after seeing that?!  NO WAY! No one deserves to be treated like  that and he obviously needs to learn a lesson.

I went into the bathroom, got a bottle of Nair and proceeded to Nair a Swastika into the back of his head. (yes, the Nazi symbol). I then emptied the bottle on her head (which, in retrospect, I feel kind of bad about. She didn't know). 

I then took his $300 Blackberry, turned it off, and threw it into the trash compactor in the hallway.

I then took both his Land Rover keys and threw them into the trash compactor. (You lose both keys, Land Rover has to come out and re-key your ride!!!  To the tune of about $2500).

I took his water container out of the holder and emptied the bottle of Visine into it.

I cleared out all my clothes, misc items and left a Post-It note on the counter that said: 'Consider yourself dumped effective immediately.'

I walked out of his apartment with the biggest smile on my face - and never looked back.