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| The Last Word o' the Irish |
| Tuesday, 17 March 2009 07:28 |
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"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me." |
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser."Story of the Day
| Progressive gives shitty wedding gift |
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I got married last month and called my auto insurance, Progressive, to change the last name on my policy. The rep asked if I would like to add my husband to my policy and informed me that I would be receiving a discount of $100 a year. Needless to say, I added him to my policy. There was one little problem though, I had forgotten about a little accident he was in about six months back. This little accident caused my policy to actually go up about $400 a year!
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